It's about flippin time....

Seeing as AT LEAST 2.3 people have approached me with great disappointment in regards to my lack of blogging these days (if I've done my math correctly, that's a staggering .038333 people PER DAY since the last time I have written to you all), I've decided it's about time to sit down and compile a few of my thoughts. To you 2.3 people, please accept my apology and let me catch you up on my life over the past few months....

• One day about 1 month and 1 week ago, I decided to learn Greek.
• One day about three weeks ago I woke up at 6am to use the treadmill before going to work and committed to doing it every other day for the rest of my life.
  
• One day about three weeks ago minus two days I decided I would never get up at 6am and use a treadmill again.
  
• One day about two weeks ago, I considered getting dreadlocks for at least 15 minutes.
  
• One day about two weeks ago, someone told me it would make my head smell bad.
• One day about two weeks ago, I decided I would not get dreadlocks.
• One day about 1 week ago I had a dream that someone came to work to give me three sweet-tarts that were in their pocket, out of the wrapper, warm and kinda sticky.
• One day about 1 week ago I had a dream that I ate them because they were cherry and those are my favorite.
• One day about 3 days ago I went to the beach and burned only a triangle the size of a 3in extra sticky pink post-it note cut in half on my left wrist.
• One day about 3 days ago I thought a bad word in my head about spray on sunblock.
  

I think that about sums it up....

PS- I'll give $1 to anyone willing to work for me tomorrow. Or $.52 to anyone who is willing to meet me @ my car before I go into work with a cherry pop-tart, lightly toasted.

That is all.