I'm sick. It's really very terrible. I'm not surprised, though, because I've felt it coming for approximately 36 days now. I humbly suggest that you bring me either tea or throat lozenges tomorrow at work. I'll pay you $1 but you'll have to wait until I get paid on Friday to collect.

I'm seriously contemplating purchasing a Twilight lunch box. I found one on Amazon. It's pretty great. It even has a matching thermos with Edward's face on it.

I've been watching the Hallmark channel for approximately 49 hours and 3 minutes and I've cried no less than 14 times. I'm tempted to say that it's surpassed the greatness of Lifetime, but that's an incredibly bold statement, so I won't.

Tomorrow is national "If You're Cool, You'll Refuse to Take a Shower" day (...That's a lie. Really my tub drain is just clogged and I keep forgetting to tell my landlords when they come to pick up my rent. Now, it's pretty much unusable and I don't want to be the only one tomorrow that hasn't taken a shower...).

That is all.