I regret to inform you that since starting my new job I've pretty much lost all inspiration. Who knew that happiness would, in turn, kill my my spirit? I shall be looking for a new muse. Until that happens, I appreciate your patience and please accept these mediocre bullet points....
- I had another dream about transformers last night. That's the second one in the past month. This time the yellow transformer lassoed my house and drug in out into the ocean where it suddenly became a rather nice boat. It was both terrifying and slightly exhilarating all at once. I'm pretty sure it's a sign that I will be going on a cruise within the next year, needless to say, this is very exciting.
- I have now gone an entire week without coffee and I'm 106.3% sure that I'm experiencing withdrawal symptoms that are not obvious to the naked eye...or to me really. I'd like to say that it's a result of some kind of effort to be healthy but really it's just a combination of creamer becoming a luxury that I really can no longer justify and liking sleep way to much to get up in enough time to make it if I'm just going to have to drink it black.
- EMERGENCY: God gave me a free TV two days ago but I can't get it out of my car. I'll give anyone $1 who is willing to bring it into my house for me.
That is all.
You should not stop writing on this blog. It is not fair to get everyone hooked and then just dump us like we are not important. You have a responsibility to continue. The end!
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