The town of Oak Island experienced the largest amount of snowfall it's seen in 307 years (that's not really true, but I like the dramatic effect that "307" has so I'm going to say it anyway) last night. Obviously, this was an extremely exciting event. To celebrate, I partook in an equally historical snowball fight. My skills still amaze even me. I pretty much triumphed over everyone there. At least two cried. Anyone who tells you anything different is lying. I humbly suggest that you give them the angry fist and kick them in the shin.
I've been craving hot chocolate for the last two hours but I'm way too lazy to go out in the cold to buy some. I'm going to settle for a piece of chocolate I found in my bag.
I'll give $1.10 to anyone who is willing to bring me a cup of hot chocolate.
Pretend this is a really interesting bullet point.
This one too.
Wow sounded epic wish i had been there ..... o wait i was, tears you say, must not remember that part, but I do remember our team beating yours, not once but twice ....... in a row :D
ReplyDeleteYou had an unfair advantage in the snowball fight! You did grow up in a winter wonderland. But, Congratulations!!!
ReplyDeleteI knew you could do it!