Thank You For My Coffee...

• EMERGENCY: My yogurt experiment failed miserably. When I took it out of the freezer, it wasn't creamy at all. Pretty much just one solid chunk of ice. I tried chipping away at it in an attempt to eat it anyway but I think all of the flavor must have sunk to the bottom. I couldn't get to that part, though, because the top of the container was smaller than the bottom.

• I can't handle scary movies or TV shows. There's a scary show on right now that's intrigued me. I don't know why I'm not changing it. I'm not going to sleep tonight and I'll probably have to keep all the lights on.
  

• My co-worker told me that I've made her a better person. She says she used to cuss all the time but instead, she now replaces the bad words with just the letter she's thinking (ex. "What the H?!"). To congratulate me, I humbly suggest that you bring me coffee in bed tomorrow. I don't work until 9:15, so 7:00am will be perfect.

• That's it. Thanks.