- Our entire guest services office smells like raw sewage. I think we should get to go home and get paid for the rest of the day. I tried to say so to MMB (My Mean Boss, not to be confused with my nice one). I used my most demanding voice but she just laughed so I pretended I was kidding. I wasn’t.
- I’ve been saving up my loose change in a jug since I moved here about 8 months ago. I’ve decided that I'm going to use it to get one of those mini laptops. Mostly because I want to be able to lay on my couch while playing on Facebook. At the rate I’m going, I’m pretty sure it’s going to be another three years before I have enough saved up. I would really like to get it on Saturday, though, so I’m praying that God will grow the contents of my jug by the time I get home.
- One of the maintenance guys just told me he would "light my fire." I didn't really like that.
THE END
I am sorry you're in stinkville
ReplyDeleteAnd you need to drop kick creepy maintenance guy
its really the best way to handle weirdos like that
Bahahaha! "Light My Fire?" I swear, you get the best pick-up lines!
ReplyDeleteAnd, I just saw a netbook on sale for 297 at Best Buy! What a steal! I'm waiting for an iPad, though ;)
ooo...that would be nice. probably QUITE a bit more pricy, though *insert very sad face here*
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