LA LA LAAAA….today is taking forever….LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA…I really want to go home! La La La….I still have 1 hour and 50 minutes left to GO!...LA LA LAAAA LA….I may go crazy….someone please save me….La La….I want to be out in the sun…LAAAAAA…on the beach…..LA! I would really like salad tonight….la…..but all I have are crackers and chicken….La la la la….today is the last weekend I will ever work in my life….LA…that is probably not ture….LA LA LA LA…I wish I had my pjs on….la la la la la la la….I would be so HAPPY….LA LA LA…THE END!
Michelle told me that her mom might follow my blog if I put a recipe on here. Since I’m kind of desperate to grow my “followers” and think it would be kinda sweet if her mom followed me, I’ve attached one of my favorite recipes. This goes out to you, Michelle’s mom:
Great with that bowl of night time ice cream!!
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips
(optional) a small splash of vanilla extract
(optional) dash of salt
1 large coffee mug
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous). And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!
When I woke up this morning all the lights were on in my house and half of my appliances were unplugged. Typically, this sleepwalking is a result of me becoming overly stressed or traumatized by a specific incident. Yesterday a gentleman and his family came in to book a reservation. For 20 minutes he bent over viewing properties from our public computer and for 20 minutes I had a clear view of his red neck booty crack. I’m 108% sure that these two incidents are directly related.
That is all. Enjoy your day!
that is quite awesome. Glad your leaving this job your sanity was begining to worry me
ReplyDeleteBeautiful song!!! I am excited to make this cake, I will sometime soon.
ReplyDeleteI hate to tell you this but you can spend 3 bucks at Dominoes and imbibe into chocolate nirvanna for 2:47 seconds. Longer if you hold off on the milk for a bit.
ReplyDeleteYou can save yourself dishes, time preparing, forgo the pictures, and pat-on the-back and study the decadent state of chocolate that will need a withdraw therapy soon enough. Forget the pizza and get two.
Ice cream oppotional. But please not the cheezy tupperware gallon of vanilla that your cheapskate friend brought along with generic root beer knowing they have Ben & Jerry's and IBC in their fridge.
That's not all. Just for now.