I’m currently at the Blend waiting to see Blockade Runner (pretend it’s last Friday).
There’s a random guy hanging around who I may be tempted to karate chop if I knew that I couldn’t use him for my blog. Below, I’m keeping a record of basically everything leaving his mouth. Enjoy….
- I’m going to get a tattoo of Captain Planet on my ribcage.
- I’m Jewish so I can’t eat bacon. Instead I eat beef bacon which ends up being better for me anyway since it’s completely fat-free.
- I think it would be sweet if I could get orange dreds. They’re really sweet.
- I SWEAR when you played the drums tonight, you took on the form of a unicorn!
- I need something strong and manly tonight. I’ll take a Shirley Temple.
Unfortunately, at this point, subject moved out of ear range.
On another note…I know that a few of you procrastinators have been scrambling for my last-minute Christmas gift so I thought I’d make a few suggestions:
- A pet owl. Preferably white…
- A vintage airstream.
- 33 pairs of warm socks that reach my knees in assorted colors.
- A lifetime supply of cherry poptarts.
- A little orange kitten.
- An all expense paid trip to Ireland.
- Rosetta Stone so I can learn to speak Greek.
- Special edition Pink Yahtzee. It has a fuzzy pink shaker cup….http://www.amazon.com/Yahtzee-Classic-Shake-Score-Shout/dp/B002SUAWD0
Have the Best Sunday Ever.
That is all…
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