I now have 11 followers. Needless to say, this is pretty much monumental. Really, this is more exciting than the time I got my hair cut twice in one week and got nothing done because I spent all my time looking at my reflection in my laptop screen. To celebrate, I humbly suggest that you all bring me a bag of clementines, bananas, a loaf of bread, butter, spinach, peanut butter, red peppers, tomatoes, cotton balls, cucumbers and chicken. This may or may not be everything on my grocery list and I may or may not be feeling too lazy to go and get them myself.

I've developed a recent addiction to Little House on the Prairie. Today was the episode where Mrs. Ingalls finds out she's going through menapause. I cried no less than two times.

My internet is working for the first time in about two weeks and I just spent about an hour and a half Facebook stalking. Specifically....looking for Beaner's Best Refill Guy. I can't really say I'm ashamed. In fact, I'll probably do it at least 3.7 more times before semi-officially giving up (the smile on your face lets me know that you need me.....).

The spring like weather we've experience in the last week or two has been extremely enjoyable but has also reminded me of the fact that another North Carolina summer is approaching and I still only have a Michigan wardrobe. Previously, under such circumstances, I would simply go shopping. However, my current financial situation has forced me to seek out another avenue. I've decided to start selling a few high quality items around my home. Below (and in all future blogs) you will find an "item of the day."

Seeing as I haven't actually used a comb or brush in over 6.3 years, this was obviously the first to go. This gently used comb can be yours for the amazing price of $1.46. Act soon, as I'm sure, such a deal will not be around for long!









That is all.

* Please note that the advertised price does not include postage*

"I've recently come to the conclusion that, as a society, we struggle so much to pretend "it's what's inside that's important" that we've actually gotten uglier. Through the 1980's the average person wasn't average at all. More specifically, most people were a 7. Now, just two decades later the average person is a 4. I blame it on the media’s obsession for people to feel good about themselves for being smart or nice or honorable."

That's not really true at all. I do, however, despise the lack of disgust that the public has displayed by Alex Lambert's mullet.

That is all.

I'm sick. It's really very terrible. I'm not surprised, though, because I've felt it coming for approximately 36 days now. I humbly suggest that you bring me either tea or throat lozenges tomorrow at work. I'll pay you $1 but you'll have to wait until I get paid on Friday to collect.

I'm seriously contemplating purchasing a Twilight lunch box. I found one on Amazon. It's pretty great. It even has a matching thermos with Edward's face on it.

I've been watching the Hallmark channel for approximately 49 hours and 3 minutes and I've cried no less than 14 times. I'm tempted to say that it's surpassed the greatness of Lifetime, but that's an incredibly bold statement, so I won't.

Tomorrow is national "If You're Cool, You'll Refuse to Take a Shower" day (...That's a lie. Really my tub drain is just clogged and I keep forgetting to tell my landlords when they come to pick up my rent. Now, it's pretty much unusable and I don't want to be the only one tomorrow that hasn't taken a shower...).

That is all.