- Once upon a time I received 5 gifts of chocolate in 1 week (6 if you count the two brownies Marty just gave me...7 if you count the two brownies separately). That was this week. I'm 13.7% sure that this means I'm one of the most pretty and most popular girls in all of Brunswick County. To celebrate, I humbly suggest that each of you wear at least 1 piece of flare with my face on it for no less than 3 days.
- It seems as though the spandex epidemic I mentioned last week is a much larger problem than I had previously assumed. I witnessed two additional offenses this week. My eyes are tainted and I don't appreciate it. I humbly suggest that you add your name to my petition in order stop such future occurrences. Change starts with YOU!
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FAMILY FACTOID:
Uncle #2: I think he believes he's a cowboy from the 70's. Except he isn't at all. He is often seen sporting an old school plaid shirt with pearl buttons down the front. Tucked into, of course, brown polyester pants. Actually. I don't think I can ever remember a time when he wasn't wearing exactly that. This may or may not be the father of cousin #1 who said he was in love with me.
THAT IS ALL
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