- On August 8th, 2008 I fell asleep watching Red Dawn. At some point in the middle of the night I awoke to a Special News Bulletin stating that Russia had attacked Georgia. It took me at least 13 minutes to realize that the KGB was not invading the United States.
- Pretend this is a really important bullet note.
- This one as well.
FAMILY FACTOID:
Cousin #2-
Comes from EXTREMELY conservative family. Lives in Chicago. Writes and directs shows for showboat. Wears vests. Is a gifted ventriloquist. Single. Never dated. The rest of the family claims it could possibly be the result of a bicycle accident when he was young.
Uncle #1-
Physical appearance has not changed for as long as I have been in existence. Deep part on left side of head. Tweed jackets with patches on the elbows. Polyester pants. Mauve colored ties.
Aunt #1-
By far my favorite of them all. But not without her extreme quirks. Once thought the rapture had come and that God left her behind. Went into hysterics. Later discovered church was canceled on account of snow and that they lease their building out on Sunday afternoons to the Christian Arabics.
That is all.
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