- It took me two tries to finish out Anatomy and Physiology with a passing grade. The first year I took it was during my sophomore year of college. Halfway through I knew I was never going to make it but kept going because there was a really cute boy who sat next to me. Turns out A&P wasn't really his thing either. We spent the rest of the semester playing the dot game for 1 hour and 47 minutes twice a week.
- Once I had a roommate who had a thing for goldfish. During the time we lived together she had three of them. Whenever one died, her boyfriend at the time would always dump her within a week. I'm considering purchasing a mass quantity of goldfish and selling them for twice their value as Magical Relationship Forecasters.
- I overheard a mother telling her 3 year old child today that if he didn't stop his ice cream from melting, pelicans were going to come and eat him. My parents used to threaten me with the same kind of thing except my pelican was an elephant named Mambo. I don't really support this kind of parenting.
- Thanks mom.
- I'm only about halfway through my currant oil change but have already started experiencing pangs of anxiety about it. I always procrastinate getting it done but then don’t want the mechanics to make fun of me for waiting so long to do it. I’ll probably just get a new car this time.
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