June 8th

EMERGENCY: I would like to declare tomorrow "Every Creeper In Brunswick County, Please Take This Day To Run Around Without A Shirt On" day. Not that this won't happen anyway, but I thought that maybe if I declared it a holiday and made it seem as though it were my idea, I'd feel like vomiting only 6.3 times tomorrow instead of the typical 29.4.


Favorite Moment of the Day:

**Fade into Family Chiropractic Plus Office**

Kim: Blah blah blah. Blah Blah Blah

Jayme: La laaa la. La laaa Laa.

**Both look out window at same time and witness VERY large, hairy, shirtless, Braveheartesque man (like when he was in battle minus the face paint, handsomeness and somewhat attractive body) driving a very tiny bright Barbie pink Geo Tracker past office**

**Both run outside to get a second look but Tracker seems to have disappeared into thin air. It's like God sent it to them, in the midst of a terrible day, just to remind them that He loved them. And then it was gone**

**fade out**


FAMILY FACTOID
Here it is, what you've all been waiting for. My very first, mother approved, FAMILY FACTOID.

Fact: When I was in 3rd grade, visiting my grandparents, my 1st cousin....we shall call him "D" ...cornered me on the porch swing and told me he was in love with me. He was pretty sure we were going to get married but said I shouldn't tell my parents because he might get into trouble. I'm 37% sure he tried to hold my hand but I think I may have repressed that memory.
I haven't talked to him since but look forward to meeting his wife.

That is all.