My Birthday...

I've decided to just go ahead and just say what I know is on everyone's mind. It's true, my birthday is only 21 days away. Ironic isn't it? Seeing as I'm going to be 21. Needless to say, this is a very important day to everyone and I'd like to give you the opportunity to celebrate it. I've been praying that God would burden my heart with the perfect plans for the last 7 1/2 minutes. This is what He gave me:

A camping/Yahtzee/The Cosby Show/chocolate lava cake party.

Now I know that you are wondering how all of these things are going to work together. Don't worry. I've got it covered. Please follow my train of thought:

**fades into Jayme's brain**

I love camping.
I think that maybe the only things I love more are Jesus and Yahtzee.
Mmm...Yahtzee.
Hard to play when camping because of the darkness...
I bet there's a Glow in the Dark Yahtzee.
And there it is.
Thank you Amazon.
Trying really hard to find a connection to The Cosby Show.
Still trying.
Nothing.
Remember the episode when Rudy snuck downstairs and watched a scary movie and then couldn't sleep but didn't want to admit why?
That happened to me once except instead of a scary movie, it was Unsolved Mysteries.
I was convinced for six nights that someone was going to sneak in my basement window and kidnap me.
I didn't get any sleep at all.
But that was ok because I was little and I didn't have to get up in the morning to work.
I miss being little.
I miss my bed.
I blame the feminists.
Stupid equal rights.
If it weren't for them I'd probably still be sleeping now.
Or baking bread.
Or cookies.
Chocolate chip cookies.
Chocolate.
Chocolate Lava Cake.
The end.

**fades out**

And there you go.
Sooo...who's with me???! *insert a very motivational tone and an upraised fist...kinda like the one in Braveheart before everyone charged*

That is all.