I won $.50 in a bet last night. Needless to say, this was very exciting. I pretty much never win anything. I won lotion at a wedding shower 4 years ago yesterday. I designed a wedding dress out of toilet paper. It was fantastic. The lotion, however, was not. It smelled funny. I threw it away. I think that's it. That would make this my very first non-lotion win. I think I'll put it in my money jug. I was saving up to get a pink scooter but then calculated that it would take me at least 4.3 years and I'm just not that patient. It is now my ice cream fund. Chocolate ice cream fund.
I have yet to actually receive my $.50 but I'm 37% sure that I'll have it by this next Sunday at high noon due to the severe consequences if I do not.
I've spent the last 4 days immersed in the Southport 4th of July Festival activities and am sure I've gotten enough material to supply you with a most memorable moment for at least 68.5 years.
Memorable Moment #1: Yesterday afternoon there was a band playing ACDC at the waterfront. It took me approximately 13.7 minutes to figure out if the guitar player was a man or a woman. I thought it was the same person that I had a hard time figuring out the previous night but I was wrong. The guitar player was a boy Pat. The previous night was a girl Pat.
That is all.
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