(Please note that it has recently been brought to my attention that my blog may be lacking a bit in vocabicular sophistication. As a result of this outlandish accusation, I've decided to make use of at least one thesaurus word per bullet point just to prove you are wrong.)
21 days to go until the reunion and Step 2 of my rebellion was completed as of 11:28 this morning. Right on track and onto phase 3. This, I'm afraid is going to be the most arduous of them all. I'll be trading in all my skirts for shorts. Something my legs have not seen since the first Bush was president. This means working out (I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth) and introducing them to the sun. Either of which are sure to throw my body into a shock of sorts that I'm sure to never recover from. If I die, please be sure that Meg gets my box with the doves on it, and please give Jo my turquoise ring. I don't want to die. I've never even been kissed. I've waited my whole life to be kissed and what if I miss it?.....That's not really true. I don't have a turquoise ring and I have been kissed. It was great. But 127 cool points that will probably get you absolutely nothing at all to whomever can tell me what movie that's from. . .
In all seriousness, though. Jessica, I would like you to have both of my Yahtzee games. One is in my backpack. The other is somewhere in my car, which is why I had to buy a second one and put it in my backpack. Mike, I'd like you to have my fish key chain. I got it for free, so I know you'll take good care of it. Moose, to you I leave my green striped handbag and the receipt I got from Meijer the time I saved more on groceries than what I actually spent...I highlighted the savings in pink, I was going to save it for your birthday but it looks as though that may be too late.
**Thank you all for your overwhelming response in regards to the concerns I had of my pending cousin invitation. While Yiddish seemed to be the majority rule, I'm afraid my schedule did not allow for such preparation. So I've decided to not be codependent and do what is best for The Blog. I ignored the invite.**
**I made up at least two words instead of using the thesaurus.**
**That's not true. I only made up one but I thought that two sounded better**
That is all.
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