Saturday, July 17, 2010

Patience

Patience is something that I have always struggled to obtain. I think part of the problem is that I don't really WANT to be patient. I want what I want when I want it. That is all. Unfortunately, this really isn't working out all that well for me so I've come up with a plan to replace something I DON'T want (patience) with something I DO want. Every time I'm tempted to be inpatient and anxious...I'm going to eat a piece of chocolate. Will I gain at least 6.87 pounds by the end of the week? Will I be taking the risk, like the Pavlov dogs, that I'll develop a
saliva secretion problem? Could I possibly be replacing an unhealthy habit with another unhealthy habit. Yes, yes, and yes. I do, however, get to eat chocolate. And that makes my heart happy.

Sometimes, when I see something surprisingly ridiculous or awkward out in public, I unwillingly exclaim a loud "AH!". Now typically, I'm able to keep this "AH!" inside my head and only let out a small "oooh." I've decided, though, to dedicate a new bullet point to the people who make it impossible for me to keep the "AH!" inside my head:

AH! Moment of the day:




















Please take a moment to zoom in on the woman in white. Really. I apologize if this is someone's sister, mother, aunt, grandmother or friend. But such an accomplishment can not be overlooked.
Have you ever in your life seen sleeves with such volume? I assure you I have not...Not since Anne of Green Gables' "puff sleeves"...

That is all.

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